The Sheriff has been shooting his ass off for the last 20 years.  This page is where you find out what that means.  Understand that none of these shots were acquired while toasting at the 19th hole of the country club or while riding a tour bus.  You have to be on location before sunrise and after sunset, and it helps a lot to have it scoped out in advance.  The Sheriff has been through five generations of digital cameras and lenses.  Now it’s drones.  Incredibly, the Sheriff now shoots his ass off with a cell phone…

These roughly 200 bitchin’ photos selected for exhibition, represent about 1% of the ass-shooting over those years.  We exclude another 150 bitchin’ shots to be found on the BLUES page, for which a less than 1% figure applies.

Find the Sheriff’s latest shots under New! (surprise!).   The MOST bitchin’ shots are divided into categories of LANDscape, SKYscape (drone shots), Travel, and Ranch shots taken at the Already Here Ranch, home of the Blues County Sheriff.